It only took one episode of Celebs Go Dating season 5 to spot a reoccurring theme.
Voice over comedian Rob Beckett is going to rip into Eya Booker on every occasion.
The curly-haired model found fame on Love Island series 3, although his die-hard ‘go-green’ attitude and enthusiasm for anything spiritual quickly made Eyal a laughing stock in the U.K.
Now, hilarious narrator Rob Beckett is getting a slice of the action.
Morals and Values
Chatting to two girls at the first dating mixer of the series, Eyal laid on his traditional ‘deep chat’ nice and thick.
Remember, these two women were lingerie models.
Eyal’s questions were met with both stunned silence and awkward glances between the pair of girls.
However, this allowed Rob to land a jab of comical brilliance.
Little Boy
Eyal made his entrance on Celebs Go Dating by rolling into the office on a skateboard.
Needless to say, it wasn’t a look that Rob B was particularly keen on.
Especially as Eyal started rambling into more ‘strong morals’ natter…
Love Island Reject
All nine celebrities – Olivia Attwood (Love Island), Chloe Sims (TOWIE), Mutya Buena (Sugababes), Sam Craske (Diversity), Callum Alexandre Izzard (Ibiza Weekender), Amy Tapper (Gogglebox), Vas J Morgan (TOWIE), Alik Alfus (Made in Chelsea) – were given short and quick-witted bios.
Eyal was painted as the celebrity who has bounced his career from one rejection to another.
Narrator Rob said:
Long before getting booted off Love Island, early Eyal got a taste of rejection during a brief career in a world-renowned pop band EveryYoung – remember them?
Date Disaster
During episode 2, Eyal had a disastrous date with 18-year-old lingerie model Claudia.
Their chat was tediously slow-going and awkward. Nonetheless, the downfall of the date was predicted form the moment Eyal turned up.
Rob said:
Well, one human that’s managed to sidestep some a*se ache from the agents today is poodle-headed lothario Eyal who’s seriously gone down in my estimations…
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