Series 22 of The Only Way is Essex has been one of the most explosive series in TOWIE history.
Packed with arguments and break-ups, it’s as if all of the TOWIE couples are on the verge of splitting up.
Apart from Gemma Collins and Arg, of course.
They’re planning a baby!
To celebrate the madness in Essex, here are 7 quotes that you’d only hear on TOWIE…
Literally every scene consists of someone saying can i have a quick word with ……. then everyone else gets up and leaves 😂 #TOWIE
— A K U A (@Taniaaa___X) April 22, 2018
1. Trick or Treat
Fans on Twitter felt a little bit queasy after Gemma Collins publicly teased her lover about her “candy”.
Now that’s a mental image you can’t erase…
Gemma and her candy 🍭😂😂#TOWIE
— Marie Anthony 🏴 (@mlawelshgirl) April 22, 2018
You love this candy, no-one gets better than this candy.”
2. Don’t Mess With the Hair
Just like Anchorman, there is one rule when it comes to TOWIE fights – no touching of the hair or face.
Something that Amber Turner must have forgotten as she swilled her drink at Dan Edgar.
F*ckin messed my barnet up.”
3. The King
The so-called ‘King’ Liam Gatsby has been coming out with some classic one-liners across series 22.
And none were better than this narcissistic line about how he is an international player.
Yeah yeah, calm down Mr Worldwide.
I get models grinding up on me all over the world.”
4. Roll On
James ‘Arg’ Argent learnt the hard way, having used Gemma’s Femfresh as a roll-on deodorant.
Where do we even begin with this…
Gemma Collins must buy Femfresh in bulk! 🤮 🤮 🤮 #TOWIE
— OneFortheMoneyTwoForTheShow (@TopAlleyCat) April 22, 2018
I thought Femfresh was a deodorant.”
5. Flora Face
Here we have newbie Dean Ralph impressing the rest of the TOWIE lads with his chat of absolute nonsense.
Just take a minute to dissect the individual words here.
He’s got a face like butter wouldn’t melt.”
The subtitles guy didn’t even really understand what was being said.
Somehow, though, big John Clark knew exactly what was going on.
Is this even English?
Arg went on a rant on how Gemma has a long list of staff to help her through life.
You know, standard things like a private masseuse…
She’s got more Staff than Mariah Carey”
7. Man Over Board
Ladies and gentleman, we finish with Pete “The Pirate’ Wicks crashing his boat into the riverbed…
Pete is a shit pirate 😂 #TOWIE
— Rizwan (@Rizwxn) April 22, 2018
F*ck me, Pete is a shit pirate”
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