Geordie Shore season 18 is finally here!
Episode 1 aired on MTV on Tuesday, October 16th.
Cast members Sophie Kasaei, Abbie Holborn, Adam Guthrie, Chloe Ferry, Sam Gowland, Nathan Henry and newbie Faith Mullen kick off this all-new season by getting absolutely mortal.
Here’s the Geordie News – Geordie Shore season 18 episode 1!
Faith Joins the Family
Sophie described Faith as “a cute small bundle of absolute joy”.
All the girls took to Faith very quickly and she soon became one of the family.
In true Geordie Shore spirit, Faith was sick into her cup of vodka lemonade on her first night.
Then they all decided to call it a night.
Back at the House
Faith was more than worse for wear when she returned to the house. She said: “The spew in the club’s really sobered us up a bit.”
Meanwhile downstairs in the kitchen, Chloe was annoying the hell out of a very drunk Nathan.
Nathan said: “It’s always good to be back with the girls but right now, I’ve had enough of them.”
Adam Cooks Breakfast
The next morning kind-of-newbie Adam wanted to get into his housemates’ good books by making breakfast.
Nathan looked on in shock as Adam tried to fry a whole wad of bacon at once.
Nathan said: “I don’t know how Adam has made it this far in life. The boy is thick as pig sh**.”
Adam also decided it would be funny to add some chilli powder to Nathan’s bacon butty as he’d been bossing him around all morning.
Scotty T Returns
Geordie Shore boss Anna Parkin entered the house in episode 1 and brought with her a blast from the past.
Scotty T waltzed back into the house and said:
Newcastle’s biggest a***ole is back in the mix!
The Geordie Shore family were not impressed that Scotty’s been promoted to management.
But he did bring a small gift in the form of two rats with him.
Sam was horrified and stated that he can’t stand rats, while Chloe was enthusiastic about the rodents and said it would be a good trial for when she and Sam have children.
Chloe named the pet rats Donald Trump and Theresa May and the group moved them into their permanent home.
In this first eventful episode of Geordie Shore, the group also found out that new girl Faith is religious.
Chloe said she was very intrigued at having a new religious friend and Nathan even said a prayer in the garden.
Episode 1 ended with a great big food fight – which also involved hurling plants, tables and other humans – actually.
Abbie and Nathan fought it out until the bitter end and the family eventually retired to bed.
WATCH GEORDIE SHORE ON MTV FROM TUESDAY OCTOBER 16TH AT 10 PM.