You may need a Geordie dictionary to understand the lads ‘n’ lassies from up North, but once you’ve got that covered then you’re sure to have a canny good time.

Geordie Shore is the flagship for MTV and a Newcastle-based spinoff of U.S series Jersey Show – although the two have pretty much nothing in common.

The weather is minging, there are no beaches, and each episode is just 60 minutes of Geordie’s necking-on, partying and getting absolutely mortal.

Howay man!