For the past two episodes, Ibiza Weekender head rep Jordan Davies has been pulling out all the stops to try and win back Chyna Ellis.
Chyna, a former Love Island contestant, had broken off her relationship with Jordan after she found out her Ibiza lover was dating another girl from England.
Jordan has tidied his ex’s room and sculpted a huge love heart from torn pieces of paper, but it was in episode eight where he finally cracked the Chyna conundrum.
Albeit after two major pies.
Pie number one came on the first night out as Jordan had a little bit too much to drink and turned into a slurring mess.
He decided to give a random speech about new rep and bezzie-b Austin, dinging his cocktail with an empty shot glass and muddling a series of words.
Fortunately, there were subtitles.
New rep Hayley, who is actually also a former rep, bad-mouthed “ridiculously drunk” Jord to boss David before Chyna had just two words for her intoxicated former lover.
And they were both perfect.
David confronted Jordan on the issue, telling him that he was not allowed any more drinks that evening.
Jord then decided to storm off, leaving David to hilariously explain to the camera that his employee could barely keep his eyes open during the slurring rant.
— Ibiza Weekender (@IbizaWeekender) March 4, 2018
After the crew’s first big night out and a grovelling Jordan attempted to slide his way into Chyna’s bed. After initially letting the rep of the week stake his claim next to her, what happened next seriously put Chyna off.
The voiceover read that Jordan needed to “grasp the opportunity firmly with both hands” as it appeared that Jordan was touching himself, with movement under the sheet, between his legs.
Err . . .
Chyna fumed, turning towards Jordan and telling him to “get out of her room” – three times to emphasise her point.
Jordan continued his desperate attempts to win back Chyna, this time making a series of hand-made posters and sticking them on her bedroom wall to congratulate her on leading the team on their night out.
On this occasion, it appeared that Jordan had finally hit the jackpot as Chyna forgave him.
The two shared a bed as Twitter went into meltdown over Chyna finally cracking under the pressure of Jordan.
I’m upset I didn’t want Chyna to forgive Jordan she’s my babes ? lol #IbizaWeekender
— King J’Challa (@DJ_Strika) March 2, 2018
Hahaha is Chyna from Ibiza weekender gets back Jordan she's a a mug.
— Natalie Dwyer (@NatalieJayne_ox) February 26, 2018
I feel chyna still thinks she's on love island and that her and Jordan are about to be married on good morning Britain or some shit pls can we get her gone #ibizaweekender
— lucy dawson (@ludawinthesky) February 25, 2018