The Only Way is Essex new-boy Jordan Wright has been thrust into the action following a hands-on fight with Myles Barnett.
Myles and his girlfriend Courtney Green clashed with Jordan on the street as they bickered over Barcelona dramas from the previous episode.
The fight left Jordan covered in juice, Myles throwing throat-level pushes and Courtney the victim of some verbal abuse.
Here’s everything you need to know about episode two’s explosive fight…
— Kate (@kateytatie) April 1, 2018
Round 1: Trash Talk
Myles and Jordan sized one-other up in a random back alley.
Myles landed the first oral blow, slating Jord for flirting with his girlfriend in Barca.
Myles said: “I heard you’ve been a bit of a dog in Barcelona.”
Oh no he didn’t!
Myles’s girlfriend and tag team partner for the street-style scrap, Courtney, soon got involved.
She told Jordan that she 100% was “not flirting with him”.
Seemingly a trash talk pro, however, Jord knew exactly how to get under his opposition’s skin, bringing up a specific incident involving a bar stool.
Round 2: Use of Props
Myles tried his best to look calm and collected as Jordan roasted into him, yapping on about how there are problems in his relationship with Courtney.
Bouncing around in frustration and eager to make the first offensive move, Myles attempted to walk away from the situation and calm his temper.
Myles said: “Well, look, anyway, you won’t cause problems in our relationship.”
However, irony immediately kicked in as Myles suddenly boiled over in anger.
Out of nowhere, he shouted “all of you can go f*ck yourselves” before making use of the props he had been clutching in his right hand.
Launching his drink at Jordan as he stormed off, Myles’s went into full ‘smash the place up’ mode.
That’s a £6.99 kale and broccoli detox juice, mate, you’re throwing away money!
Round 3: Handbags
Jordan and Myles squared up to each other in classic Wrestlemania style, grappling and tussling until Myles was dragged away from the situation.
The odds-on favourite to win the fight thanks to his lighter and more manoeuvrable fighting tracksuit, the round was a disappointing one for Myles.
Round 4: Team Bust-up
As Myles made his escape, he vented his anger at girlfriend Courtney, screeching vile abuse at her using terms like “slag” and “tramp”.
Myles’s fight plan had completely imploded…
Fans on social media jumped straight to Twitter to slam Myles’s action, labelling him a repulsive boyfriend – and more.
If my boyfriend ever called me a dog & slag in public the way Myles did, my wig & earrings are coming off it’s on sight mate. #towie
— FriendlyBlackHottie (@frombretoyou) April 1, 2018
OMG the way the boys speak to their girlfriends on towie is a disgrace…last week lockie and now this week myles ???
— Emily Nelson (@emilygeorgiaa) April 1, 2018
Courtney DON’T excuse Myles behaviour just because he got wound up!!!
Nothing excuses someone disrespecting you like that ??♀️#TOWIE
— kryssy ? (@krystlew123) April 1, 2018
Of course, no pay-per-view fight would be complete without a little sass.
So, here’s Bobby Norris ending the scene by asking who was “going to pay the dry cleaning” for his “Reiss coat”.
Watch series 22 of TOWIE every Sunday night, on ITVbe, at 10 pm.