Comedian Rob Beckett has proved a voiceover legend following a hilarious rampage on the latest Celebs Go Dating series four.
The blonde-haired stand-up comedian and TV presenter is one of the most brutal reality TV series commentators around, holding no bars when it comes to his blazing trails of thought.
Picking up on moments most of us would have missed and slating celebrities for every small mishap, here are 7 of the BEST Rob Beckett quotes from Celebs Go Dating series four.
1. “Calm down little nuts”
Rob is an expert when it comes to dismissing the Celebs Go Dating crew and he was in top form during the episode 20 finale, making a mockery of Seb Morris as he and his date took a horse ride across the beach.
Rob even managed to drag the instructor into the situation, spotting his random thumbs-up signal in the background before calling Seb “little nuts”.
2. “What is going on with her face?”
Not all voiceover personalities say exactly what is on their mind. For Rob Beckett, this is never an issue.
In episode 19, Gemma Collins conducted a bizarre piece to camera about how she is the “first lady of Essex”.
Rob skimmed over that point, however, completely bamboozled by Gemma’s patchy orange make-up.
3. “Physically, or emotionally?”
Gemma has proved an unpopular figure on social media over the 20-episode Celebs Go Dating series, and Rob has also enjoyed expressing his opinion on The Only Way Is Essex star when the opportunity appeared.
In episode 19, Gemma had ordered date Laurence to place a towel over her feet because she was cold, leaving Rob to interject:
4. “On my chest!”
Celebs Go Dating receptionist Tom and Made In Chelsea star Sam Thompson were discussing the term “ejaculate” and how Tom had mistakenly used the term in-place of “shout” when he was younger.
The conversation continued before Rob could no longer hold his silence, joining the conversation by shouting:
5. “Or sh*t herself”
One of our favourite moments from Celebs Go Dating series four came from a scene of relative simplicity.
At least, it should have been simple.
Footage captured pop-star Tallia Storm strutting down the road in her new heels. However, as she staggered like she was walking with crutches on sinking mud, Rob was on-hand to holla some abuse in her direction.
6. “I’ve had longer dumps”
Gemma was attempting to defend her reasons for standing up Laurence while he was waiting at the Eurostar to take her on a date to Paris.
However, Rob was far from impressed with Gemma’s excuse that she was “sat in traffic for 30 minutes”.
7. “Not another Teen Choice Award”
Rob continued his teasing of Gemma as The GC rocked up to the masquerade ball with a floating dress and adding a delicate twirl.
This only prompted our man Rob to note back to one specific moment in Gemma’s career . . .