Series 22 of U.S hit show The Bachelor has been another classic, jaw-dropping love affair.

We may only be into week five of the series but just seven women now remain, all bidding for the love of swanky eligible bachelor Arie Luyendyk.

To celebrate the ladies with no shame when it comes to confessing their burning love for a man they’ve known for 35 days, and who is dating multiple women at the same, here are some of the best quotes from Series 22 – so far.

Grab a plastic bag and a glass water, you may suddenly feel sick.

“The other girls don’t lie when they say he has pillow lips”

Rebecca K

Rebecca K

Pillow lips? Ehh?

Beccah’s description of the god-like Arie and his apparent plump pillow lips is just a little too descriptive for our liking. She did receive new diamond earrings and a matching necklace before the kiss however, so she must have felt pretty special. Then again, there is the matter of “the other girls”.

“I’ll drink my pee for Arie”

Jenna

Jenna

Enough to make you throw-up absolutely everywhere for very different reasons, what on earth was Jenna thinking. The group had been lectured on how to survive in the jungle without food and water, and the idea of having to drink their own pee was thrown about as a survival last resort. Not drinking it to impress someone, Jenz.

“I’m intimidating because I come off as flawless”

Krystal

Krystal

Krystal’s own theory on why the other contestants don’t take much of a shining to her is pretty unique to say the least.

“I’m on a dreamboat but I’m also with a dreamboat”

Chelsea

Chelsea

Urgh, WTF is this.

While the girls were staying at the W hotel, lucky contestant Chelsea was swept from the hotel lobby as her and Arie took to the sea for a romantic date on a yacht. Okay, so her catchy one-liner does have some solid context, but damn is it corny.

I’m a Libra”

Krystal

Krystal

Legit, this was Krystal’s response after Arie had asked her the inquisitive question of “tell me about yourself”. For all those who find zodiac star signs simply stomach turning, what a sick-in-the-mouth response that was from Krystal.

“I have always been pro-glam”

Chelsea

Chelsea

An incredible piece of commentary was laid on to camera by Chelsea. Marikh had accused her fellow contestant of ‘glam-shaming’ her – which is apparently like fat-shaming – because she was caught checking her reflection in a compass. Well thanks for clearing that whole fiasco up for us Chelsea.

“Stop being so condescending because you met his dog”

Arie Luyendyk

Arie Luyendyk

Caroline came up with a cracker after one of the girls felt she had got a leg up on the competition having visited Arie’s house and dog. Not on Caroline’s watch.