As it turns out, reality TV stars aren’t particularly good at cleaning.

The playful Five Star Hotel trio of Holly Hagan (Geordie Shore), Charlotte Dawson (Ex On The Beach) and Lydia Bright (TOWIE) were tasked with some of the most basic cleaning and tidying responsibilities during episode nine.

Sweep the poolside area. Make the beds. Mop the bathroom.

However, the scene proved a total disaster with Newcastle’s finest Holly admitting to something that no 25-year-old should…

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Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

It was a huge day for international hotelier Mario Armani and his of motley crew of celebs, as the hotel faced its first press visit from an entertainment journalist.

Lydia and Charlotte would be paired to prepare the showroom bedroom while Holly, who has been pretty useless during her time Greece, was tasked with cleaning the pool area.

What could possibly go wrong? Erm, everything.

Grand Tour

To be fair to The Only Way is Essex star Joey Essex, he nailed his part of the press viewing, sparing no detail during his tour for “Gemma the journo”.

And by that, we mean Joey pointed out every single small detail.

Like the pavement…

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Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Joey eventually sealed the deal and won over Gemma with his charm, swooning her with his flirtatious ways.

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Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Litter Picking

Cut to Holly, however, and here is a Geordie seriously struggling in the Greek heat.

Exclaiming that she had “never even done this before” when trying to figure out the complicated logistics of picking up litter from around the pool, Hollz looked like a lost lamb when learning how to use a sweeping brush.

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Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

The Geordie Shore lass managed to top off the scene with her admission to never cleaning her house, but instead paying her mum to do it!

Holly said: “I don’t even clean my own house. I pay my mum to do it.”

Bedroom Catastrophe

The worst attempts at a little spring clean came in form of Lydia and Charlotte’s double act.

See what we mean…

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Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

Screen Shot: Five Star Hotel, E4

The not-so-dynamic duo left Mario bubbling with anger as the room was still left in a “tip”, moments before the press review was due to start.

In every working community, there are always two friends who should never be paired together – this is Lydia and Charlotte.

Five Star Hotel continues on Friday night, airing on E4, at 9 pm.