Made in Chelsea star Jamie Laing was ruthlessly shut down by Melody in episode two of the E4 series, as Twitter roared in the new girl’s favour.

Jamie had been caught in two minds when it came to new MIC character Melody, a girl he met on holiday in South Africa and consequently hooked up with once both in London.

However, having seen their holiday romance simmer down in episode two, Jamie decided it was time to break the relationship off.

He never felt the need to communicate these feelings with Melody, though.

Instead, Jamie gossiped behind her back, leading to a moment of sheer power from Melody, as she shut down Jamie and told him to keep his distance.

Cya, fella!

Tension Building 

Episode two was built around the tension between Jamie and Melody, with constant speculation as to what the hell their relationship was.

Jamie was busy explaining to his friends that he “wasn’t that into her” and that he was relieved she was soon heading back home to South Africa.

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Cut across to a ladies luncheon, however, and Melody is busy telling her gal-pals that she is thinking about moving to the U.K permanently.

It’s all just, well, confusing…

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Screen Shot: MELODY ANSWERS – Made in Chelsea, E4

Tension Mounting

Celebs Go Dating star Sam Thompson was gossiping about the Jamie/Mel situation to I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here star Georgia Toffolo – we know, a reality TV cocktail going on.

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Screen Shot: SAM THOMPSON – Made in Chelsea, E4

Sammy then went on to drop the ultimate clanger, explaining that Jamie “wasn’t sexually attracted” to Melody.

Let’s just hope the guy stood to the right (Jamie Taylor) isn’t the type of person to run off and repeat those quotes…

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The Explosion 

As expected, blokey stood to the right (Jamie Taylor) went straight to Melody to dish the dirt, feeling little remorse as he told her that Jamie had “no sexual chemistry towards her”.

Word travels fast in Made in Chelsea.

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Bubbling with anger, Melody confronted Jamie about the whole situation, cursing at him as she revealed that she was going to move to London permanently.

Just, not because of Jamie, like he had assumed.

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Screen Shot: MELODY – Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: MELODY - Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: MELODY – Made in Chelsea, E4

Meldoy continued to flex her power as she mugged off Jamie yet again, producing the best quote from Made in Chelsea series 15 so far!

Melody said: “Honestly if you think that, your head must be f*cking so far up your arse that you can smell the peroxide.”

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Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

BOOM! Chin up, Jamie.