Episode three of Made in Chelsea proved an excruciating watch, with Jamie Laing and new girl Melody enduring a tediously awkward exchange.
Series 15 of the new MIC series started by introducing Melody as Jamie’s new partner.
However, things soon broke down for the pair, who had previously enjoyed a holiday romance in Melody’s native South Africa.
Yup, three episodes in and they are at war – things escalate quickly in SW3.
OMG please meet Melody the only person on this show that talks reality and does not condescend to Jamie's bullshit, thank you #madeinchelsea
— Anna (@annalouisehorst) March 26, 2018
Is Jamie lining up another girl after Melody binned him last week? 😂 #MadeInChelsea
— candice (@cgre) March 26, 2018
Melody has swiftly changed her tune on lover-boy Jamie, with the two no-longer on speaking terms since revelations that Jamie didn’t find her sexually attractive.
And by revelations, we mean gossiping behind each other’s back. Obviously.
If only they could accidentally meet at somewhere like, say, bar Embargo Republica in Chelsea…
Meet and Greet
Jamie attempted to break the ice with a playful introduction, although Melody threw it straight back in his face.
Melz ‘don’t’ play no games, fool…
Meldoy left an agonisingly long pause of silence as Alik interrupted with a very American “oh my god!”
The tediously awkward exchange continued as Jamie used his Jedi senses to come to the conclusion that Melody was being offish.
OMG Jamie, you’re so intuitive and in touch with your emotions and stuff.
How did you possibly know?
After Melody had bit back with her lashing of sass, Jamie went on to apologise for their awkward break-up, where Jamie had decided to stop talking to her.
Nah, Melz was having none of it…
Before Jamie could continue his worming ways, Melody had one more moment of sass to launch in Jamie’s direction.
Mimi announced her plans for a cute “pyjama party” as Melody piped up, asking whether Jamie would be attending the event with the girl he had been posting images with on Instagram.
Melz throwing some serious shade, here…
And it left Jamie looking like he had been slapped with a wet fish.
Jamie had nothing to reply as Melody clutched her purse and bid goodbye to the conversation, strutting away on that bombshell.
Twitter was left with one shout out – give that girl a medal!
— Glitterball Mag (@GlitterballMag) March 26, 2018
Melody is so sassy I love her #MadeInChelsea
— Abby Thompson (@abbyyyy_94) March 26, 2018
— Jenna (@JennBabyyy) March 19, 2018