Episode three of Made in Chelsea proved an excruciating watch, with Jamie Laing and new girl Melody enduring a tediously awkward exchange.

Series 15 of the new MIC series started by introducing Melody as Jamie’s new partner.

However, things soon broke down for the pair, who had previously enjoyed a holiday romance in Melody’s native South Africa.

Yup, three episodes in and they are at war – things escalate quickly in SW3.

Melody has swiftly changed her tune on lover-boy Jamie, with the two no-longer on speaking terms since revelations that Jamie didn’t find her sexually attractive.

And by revelations, we mean gossiping behind each other’s back. Obviously.

If only they could accidentally meet at somewhere like, say, bar Embargo Republica in Chelsea…

Meet and Greet

Jamie attempted to break the ice with a playful introduction, although Melody threw it straight back in his face.

Melz ‘don’t’ play no games, fool…

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Meldoy left an agonisingly long pause of silence as Alik interrupted with a very American “oh my god!”

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: ALIK – Made in Chelsea, E4

The tediously awkward exchange continued as Jamie used his Jedi senses to come to the conclusion that Melody was being offish.

Screen Shot: JAMIE - Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: JAMIE – Made in Chelsea, E4

OMG Jamie, you’re so intuitive and in touch with your emotions and stuff.

How did you possibly know?

Screen Shot: MELODY - Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: MELODY – Made in Chelsea, E4

After Melody had bit back with her lashing of sass, Jamie went on to apologise for their awkward break-up, where Jamie had decided to stop talking to her.

Nah, Melz was having none of it…

Screen Shot: MELODY - Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: MELODY – Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: MELODY - Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: MELODY – Made in Chelsea, E4

Before Jamie could continue his worming ways, Melody had one more moment of sass to launch in Jamie’s direction.

Slam Dunk

Mimi announced her plans for a cute “pyjama party” as Melody piped up, asking whether Jamie would be attending the event with the girl he had been posting images with on Instagram.

Melz throwing some serious shade, here…

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

And it left Jamie looking like he had been slapped with a wet fish.

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Screen Shot: Made in Chelsea, E4

Jamie had nothing to reply as Melody clutched her purse and bid goodbye to the conversation, strutting away on that bombshell.

Twitter was left with one shout out – give that girl a medal!