TOWIE, short for The Only Way Is Essex, is another reality soap not too dissimilar to Geordie Shore and Made In Chelsea with its half-scripted and half-real drama.

Unlike those shows, however, TOWIE focuses on the lifestyles of glammed-up boys ‘n’ gals from Essex. Honestly, that’s how they talk – if you know what I mean, like.

There are more spray tans and pearly white teeth than anything else in the show, featuring the likes of Gemma Collins, Mark Wight, Amy Childs and Lauren Pope.