The Only Way is Essex star Bobby Norris has been delivering line after line of comical genius during series 22.

The TOWIE regular has had a major fall out with James ‘Arg’ Argent, held his own ‘Booty Ball’ awards ceremony, and generally been at the centre of every argument.

To celebrate his unique way with words, here are 7 of Bobby Norris’ most HILARIOUS quotes from TOWIE series 22. 

1.  “Pair of Tights”

During episode eight of the ITVbe series, Bobby discussed his disappointed over Arg’s gossiping ways with bezzie-b Gemma Collins.

Likening Arg to a piece of womenswear, Bobby proved that he has some truly unique similes hidden up his sleeve.

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

He’s let me down like a cheap pair of tights.”

2. “Dry Cleaning Bill”

Bobby’s first big and brilliant quote came towards the start of the series.

As Myles Barnett and Jordan Wright rowed in the street, a rogue drink was splashed onto Bobby’s coat.

Needless to say, he wasn’t happy…

Screen Shot: MYLES & JORDAN - TOWIE, ITVbe

Screen Shot: MYLES & JORDAN – TOWIE, ITVbe

Screen Shot: MYLES launches his juice - TOWIE, ITVbe

Screen Shot: MYLES launches his juice – TOWIE, ITVbe

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

Who’s paying the dry cleaning bill for my Reiss coat?”

3. “Piss Boil”

Bobby Norris is an easy character to wind up.

And when you do prod and push his buttons, it’s not a nice image…

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

I’m not gonna lie, that night it did make my piss boil.”

4. “Sh*tting Dog”

Explaining how he was a nervous wreck while standing at the top of Blackpool’s i360 tower, Bobby soon wiped the smiles off Courtney Green and co with yet another grim comparison.

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

I was shaking like a shitting dog and holding onto the rail.”

5. “Vicky Sponge”

For those who aren’t cake enthusiasts, this quote was probably wasted on you.

Fortunately, however, Bobby was chatting with Miss Collins, so any reference to a Victoria sponge was sure to make her light up with glee.

Here’s Bobby somehow using cake acronyms to explain whether he and Arg would clash or get along…

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

But whether we have a little bit of lemon drizzle together or Vicky sponge remains to be seen.”

6. “Arsehole a Headache”

Following a heated row with Arg at Bobby’s ‘Booty Ball’, the hilarious TOWIE star stormed off from the situation with the quote of the series.

Of course, it makes no sense, but it does have a catchy ring to it.

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

You’re giving my arsehole a f*cking headache.”

7. “Derogatory”

Bobby attempted to get on his high horse and dash down Arg in a well-executed argument.

However, his use of two words that aren’t actually real words soon made Bob look like a bit of a boob.

The subtitles man loved this one…

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex , TOWIE, series 22

Screen-Shot: Bobby Norris quotes, The Only Way is Essex, TOWIE, series 22

And you know I’m not de-yoghurty about Gemma.”

WATCH The Only Way is Essex every Sunday night, on ITVbe, at 9 pm.