Series 22 of The Only Way is Essex has seen regular star Dan Edgar playing two girls, silver-lining them with his smooth tongue of false promises.

Classic Dan, then.

In episode three, we watched in shock as Dan officially broke up with new-girl Clelia Theodorou. He only picked Clelia over ex-girlfriend Amber Turner in episode two!

But, in a super-confusing 60 minutes for TOWIE fans, Dan had seemingly backtracked on every he had said in the series so far, now wanting a slice of Amber.

The things that come out of this guy’s mouth…

“We’re Good Now”

The start of episode three opened with Dan and Clelia on a double date at the bowling alley.

Talking to Pete Wicks and his GF Shelby Tribble, Dan brushed aside any past relationship issues, agreeing with Clelia that they were “in the same place”.

Aww, just look at the happy couple…

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Screen Shot: Clelia (left) and Dan (right): TOWIE, ITVbe

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Screen Shot: Clelia (far left) and Dan (right): TOWIE, ITVbe

Screen Shot: Clelia (far left) and Dan (right): TOWIE, ITVbe

Screen Shot: Clelia (far left) and Dan (right): TOWIE, ITVbe

“Yeah I could”

Dan ditched Amber Turner for good during episode two after it came to light that he was seeing Clelia at the same time.

Initially, it looked like both girls were going to walk away from Dan for good, although the smooth operator managed to win around Clelia while also telling Amber to “f*ck off” and having a drink thrown at him (episode two).

So smooth.

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Screen Shot: AMBER launches her drink – TOWIE, ITVbe

Now, however, with Amber looking as if she has started to move on by going on a date with Dean Ralph, Dan has completely changed his tune on who he wants to be with.

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“It’s Not Really Fair”

Despite leading both Amber and Clelia on throughout the complicated love triangle relationship, Dan was the one to decide things were over with Clelia. And Amber, for that matter.

Sitting Clelia down for a quiet chat in a nightclub booth, Dan said random things like “my mind has been distracted” and “my heads not with it” as he broke-up with her.

Poor Dan and his stupid brain!

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Screen Shot: CLELIA is dumped – TOWIE, ITVbe

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Twitter Reacts

The sudden change of heart made literally no sense, and it wasn’t just Clelia who was dumbfounded by Dan’s decision.

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Find out if Dan is dating Amber or Clelia, or a lucky third girl, in the next episode of TOWIE, airing on Sunday, on ITVbe, at 9 pm.