Olivia Attwood is yet again proving the queen of reality TV with her hilarious quips on Celebs Go Dating series 5.

The former Love Island star joined the E4 series after breaking up with series 3 Island lover Chris Hughes.

There were even rumours of a re-romance with ex-boyfriend and professional footballer Bradley Dack although that didn’t work out, either.

Whether Liv finds love on Celebs Go Dating or not, she’s sure to win a host of new fans with her hilarious one-liners.

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Lubricated

Ahead of her first date on Celebs Go Dating, Liv was keen to ensure she was a well-oiled machine.

She knocked back plenty of champagne flutes during her date, burping out loud in the process.

Always be yourself, Olivia…

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Plastic Surgery

Olivia Attwood isn’t the type of celebrity to try and hide her plastic surgery procedures.

Open and honest, here she is delicately breaching the subject of her boob job.

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Trust Issues

Everybody has quirky little rules and guidelines when it comes to dating.

Former Sugababe and Celebs Go Dating season 5 star Mutya Buena told the dating agents that she wanted someone who “looked like they washed”, for instance.

Olivia. Well.

She needs someone who can keep up with her Jäger train…

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

“He’s Only Human”

Liv knows that she is five-star fire.

Chatting with dating experts Nadia Essex and Paul Brunson, she couldn’t help but make the duo crack a smile as she talked up her looks.

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

She’s Melting!

American Paul Brunson was left seriously confused when a huge orange stain was left on the Celebs Go Dating sofa.

Turns out that Olivia’s fake tan must have been painted on pretty damn recently.

Look at the size of that stain!

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood

Screen Shot: Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwoods

 

 

WATCH CELEBS GO DATING EVERY NIGHT (APART FROM SATURDAY) ON E4, AT 10 PM.