Episode one of First Dates introduced us to Morganne.
Morganne the Welsh girl.
A girl who admitted to learning how to use a knife and fork through a YouTube video.
Don’t worry, though, this wasn’t Morganne’s most shocking comment of the night.
Look away, Wales…
I swear anytime a Welsh person gets on TV they make us look SO STUPID. We're not all like that I promise 😩 #FirstDates
— Red ☾ (@ailishkay) April 4, 2018
#FirstDates ‘i went on youtube to find out how to use a knife and fork’ this girl really isn’t representing welsh people in the best way 😂
— neve🔮 (@nevewhittaker) April 4, 2018
Welsh tourist board must be shaking their head a these two idiots! #FirstDates
— David Pepper (@davidnpepper) April 4, 2018
Cardiff Boys in 3 Points
Morganne, a 21-year-old call centre worker, had a very specific description of the boys she is used to dating.
Hailing from Cardiff – so this in Morganne’s words and not ours – the young brunette felt that all boys from her famous city have these three stereotypes when enjoying a night out.
1. They sit there with a bottle of Ciroc on the table…
2. They put on a pouting face like this…
3. They stare at girls as they walk in…
Having been Cardiff myself a couple of times, Iam actually in stiches watching this Welsh couple on First Dates as I know what a night out in Cardiff is like & actually can't wait to head back up to Cardiff on Sunday 😂🙌🏼#FirstDates
— Dominic The Gooner(GIFINATOR) (@DominicGooner) April 4, 2018
Mr Not Cardiff
Hoping to break the stereotype, however, Morganne sat patiently waiting for Nathan to arrive, who she hoped was “up for a laugh” and would “enjoy a bevvy”.
How about this guy?
Yeah, that’ll do.
After swiftly moving from the bar to their dining table, Morganne was quick to admit that she had been brushing up on her table manners.
And for those who need proof, there’s literally 84,600 videos relating to how to use a knife and fork on YouTube.
Oh, the internet!
Morganne’s date was left pretty perplexed by her confession and probed into what it was she didn’t grasp and grasping cutlery.
Nathan even gave her a brief example of how to hold a knife and fork before Morganne just confessed to a love of more hands-on food.
I struggle to understand how people can't use cutlery 🍴🤦🏻♀️ have you used your hands all your life ? #firstdates
— Jojo (@JoLewis76) April 4, 2018
To the Jäger Train
After the waiter had made his move, ready to take the appetiser orders, Morganne quickly revealed that she had some rather different plans.
Hold the prawn cocktail for a minute…
A good starter, that.
The Jäger’s went down a treat – or as smooth as any Jäger-bombs do – despite Nathan proving a party amateur and pouring his shot into his Red Bull.
Sleep is For the Weak
The pair enjoyed plenty of banter over their steak meal, going on to share a meaty kiss as the date came to a close.
Heading off into the London night, who even knows what the pair of party-lovers got up to that evening.
Watch First Dates every Wednesday night, on Channel 4, at 10 pm.