The Only Way is Essex star Joey Essex introduced the world to a game you’ve probably never heard of.
In fact, you’ve definitely never heard of it.
During episode three of E4 series Five Star Hotel, Joey was tasked with keeping a group of guests entertained as they kicked back for a night of “fire pit and chill” at the luxury Greek hotel.
However, without Monopoly, Cluedo or Battle Ships at their disposal, Joey came up with this … vegetable jokes.
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Fire Pit & Chill
With most of the guests sent out on a boozy bar crawl across Greece, Joey had the uphill task of keeping his guests entertained at the hotel.
There was only one obvious idea.
Take a classic U.K pass time and add a little twist.
Dressed to Impress
Joey’s grand idea was to keep his guests entertained by setting up a sort of friendship circle, complete with fire pits in the middle, as they sat around and played games.
Alongside co-star Charlotte Dawson the pair set up their camp in style, with Joey sporting an outrageous matching blue outfit complete with a fur vest.
As excepted, the mood in the camp was horrendously awkward, with random guests not really feeling the vibe of sitting around and chatting.
Lucky, they had Joe on hand to suggest a game of vegetable jokes.
Joey dived into the game with boundless enthusiasm, cracking his first vegetable joke of the night.
Yeah, it fell pretty flat.
Fortunately, however, J-man had another vegetable up his sleeve and attempted pun number two.
Again, zero laughs.
Due to the cocktail of guests who didn’t actually get along in the first place, an argument broke out between two of them.
The pair bickered and threw insults each other’s way, while Joey kept attempting to smooth things over by telling more vegetable jokes.
Literally, there was an argument going on, and Joey was in the background squawking “what do you call a cucumber walking down the road?”
Twitter fell in love with Joey’s jokes, praying that he someday releases an entire book of vegetable jokes.
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Watching five star hotel just makes me want to marry @JoeyEssex_ even more
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