The Love Island 2018 ‘parent’s episode’ was the best Love Island family edition yet.
Although Danny Dyer was unable to enter the villa in person, he spoke to daughter Dani Dyer via Skype.
But no-one really cared about that.
It was Danny’s meeting with his daughter’s boyfriend, Jack Fincham, that really brought the villa down.
Here’s every word between the pair during the incredible Danny Dyer Skype chat!
Danny Dyer talking to Jack on Skype is the highlight of the series. #LoveIsland
— Lauren Sinclair (@LaurenxSinclair) July 29, 2018
I was upset at first that Danny Dyer wasn't going into the villa but after that video call it's probably been more entertaining than anything else in this series #loveisland
— Ric (@PrettyRicc) July 29, 2018
I’m sorry but Danny Dyer calling his daughter mate has just made the whole show what an absolute geezer #loveIsland
— Nina Huntleigh✨ (@ninahuntley16) July 29, 2018
“Mum You Look Sexy”
Our instant love of the Dyer family was confirmed when mum Joanne and dad Danny first appeared on the screen.
With Joanne sporting a baggy T and straw hat (the type of thing you could definitely see Dani wearing), Dani screamed at the TV:
Mum you look sexy!”
“I Want to Get My Hands Around His Neck”
There was a slight emotional interlude, where Danny rightfully told his daughter how proud he was of her.
The sentimental sh*t soon worn off, however, as Danny requested to meet Jack with the following playful message:
Danny dyer is a real British dad, choke him till his head pops off😂😂 #LoveIsland
— kez🍬 #teamolatunji (@kiraa_sophiaa) July 29, 2018
Danny said, about Jack: “I want to get my hands around his neck and I want to choke him until his head pops off – where is he?”
Danny continued by saying that his daughter had found “a right proper geezer” while his wife made mimicking hand signs behind his back, making out that hard-man Danny D had been “crying all night”.
Wtf am I crying at Danny Dyer’s Skype call #loveisland
— Nadine Plummer (@nadineplummer__) July 29, 2018
“I’m Gunna Kil the Geezer”
Danny denied that he had been “up all night crying” as his daughter scampered off to collect her boyfriend.
The Eastenders actor then hollered “I’m going to kill the geezer, where is he?” as Jack entered the room. Talk about a tough gig!
However, Danny soon announced his true feelings towards Jack, giving him a warm yet stern induction into the Dyer family.
Danny said: Do you know what Jack, mate, proper geezer, I’ve got to say, I tell you what I love about ya. I love the fact that you’ve got a ‘little Derby’, but you’ve got so much charisma.”
Little Derby, which is the shortened cockney rhyming slang of Derby Kelly, meaning belly.
“They’ve Got Nothing On You”
Danny Dyer finished off by complimenting Jack’s confidence despite not owning a pair of rippling abs, like the rest of the male Love Island contestants.
Danny said: It takes a brave man to bowl into that gaff – they’re all abbed-up but they’ve got nothing about them, no disrespect – you’re a proper geezer.”
The Eastenders actor finished by cheering over the fact Dani could be moving out of their house to move in with Jack, approving of the couple with all their love.
Danny Dyer shouting 'LIFE'S FACKING BEAU'IFUL INNIT?' is my new favourite TED talk #LoveIsland
— Gráinne O'Hare (@spacedolphin__) July 29, 2018
— xM4T0Nx (@JayMaton04) July 30, 2018
WATCH THE LOVE ISLAND FINAL ON MONDAY 30TH JULY ON ITV2, AT 9 PM.