The Love Island 2018 ‘parent’s episode’ was the best Love Island family edition yet.

Although Danny Dyer was unable to enter the villa in person, he spoke to daughter Dani Dyer via Skype.

But no-one really cared about that.

It was Danny’s meeting with his daughter’s boyfriend, Jack Fincham, that really brought the villa down.

Here’s every word between the pair during the incredible Danny Dyer Skype chat!

“Mum You Look Sexy”

Our instant love of the Dyer family was confirmed when mum Joanne and dad Danny first appeared on the screen.

With Joanne sporting a baggy T and straw hat (the type of thing you could definitely see Dani wearing), Dani screamed at the TV:

Mum you look sexy!”

From ITV Studios Love Island: SR4: Ep56 on ITV2 Pictured: Danny Dyer Skype chat

From ITV Studios
Love Island: SR4: Ep56 on ITV2
Pictured: Danny Dyer Skype chat

“I Want to Get My Hands Around His Neck”

There was a slight emotional interlude, where Danny rightfully told his daughter how proud he was of her.

The sentimental sh*t soon worn off, however, as Danny requested to meet Jack with the following playful message:

Danny said, about Jack: “I want to get my hands around his neck and I want to choke him until his head pops off – where is he?”

Danny continued by saying that his daughter had found “a right proper geezer” while his wife made mimicking hand signs behind his back, making out that hard-man Danny D had been “crying all night”.

Screen shot: Love Island: SR4: Ep56 on ITV2 Pictured: Danny Dyer Skype chat

Screen Shot:
Love Island: SR4: Ep56 on ITV2
Pictured: Danny Dyer Skype chat

“I’m Gunna Kil the Geezer”

Danny denied that he had been “up all night crying” as his daughter scampered off to collect her boyfriend.

The Eastenders actor then hollered “I’m going to kill the geezer, where is he?” as Jack entered the room. Talk about a tough gig!

However, Danny soon announced his true feelings towards Jack, giving him a warm yet stern induction into the Dyer family.

Danny said: Do you know what Jack, mate, proper geezer, I’ve got to say, I tell you what I love about ya. I love the fact that you’ve got a ‘little Derby’, but you’ve got so much charisma.”

Little Derby, which is the shortened cockney rhyming slang of Derby Kelly, meaning belly.

From ITV Studios Love Island: SR4: Ep56 on ITV2 Pictured: Jack and Dani - Love Island winners?

From ITV Studios
Love Island: SR4: Ep56 on ITV2
Pictured: Jack and Dani – Love Island winners?

“They’ve Got Nothing On You”

Danny Dyer finished off by complimenting Jack’s confidence despite not owning a pair of rippling abs, like the rest of the male Love Island contestants.

Danny said: It takes a brave man to bowl into that gaff – they’re all abbed-up but they’ve got nothing about them, no disrespect – you’re a proper geezer.”

The Eastenders actor finished by cheering over the fact Dani could be moving out of their house to move in with Jack, approving of the couple with all their love.

 

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