Jamie Laing told new girlfriend Heloise Agostinelli that he loved her during episode 11 of Made in Chelsea.
With just one episode remaining in MIC series 15, Jamie looks to have tied down Heloise as a regular cast member by dropping the L-bomb.
However, it was the flirtatious mannerisms of new-boy Miles Nazaire that pushed Jamie into his heartfelt confessions.
Featuring a badger costume and sports day competition, this is scripted drama at its finest…
The fake drama is hilarious 😂 #MadeInChelsea
— DAVE🏴 (@daveofduncan) May 21, 2018
Insecure Jamie Laing
Episode 11 of Made in Chelsea opened with Jamie spouting his usual nonsense about “never feeling like this before” while also having a “confidence crisis”.
The 29-year-old was seeking comfort from Chelsea buddies Francis Boulle and Alik Alfus as he was worried about being too old for 19-year-old girlfriend Heloise.
Oh, and did we mention that’d he’d never felt like this before?
Made in Chelsea in 60 years will just be Jamie with a walking frame and a drip saying 'have you met Beryl, I've never felt like this about anyone' #mic #madeinchelsea
— three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri) May 21, 2018
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Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Friends being friends, however, the boys decided they’d rather rip into Jamie than offer him kinds words of support.
Real friends…
Jamie is cracking me up in tonight’s episode #madeinchelsea
— Aime Louise Grainger (@AimeGrainger) May 21, 2018
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
From here, things seriously escalated, with the tides of banter turning on Alik as he tried to chip in with some relationship advice.
Jamie and Francis mocked the engagement ring Alik once purchased for Louise Thompson, leaving everyone on Twitter hoping that people from the U.S get English humour.
Hahahaha @JamieLaing_UK 's impression of Alik is fantastic. 😂😂👌👌 #MadeInChelsea xx
— Siobhan 🇬🇬 (@slinehan1) May 21, 2018
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: ALIK ALFUS hits back – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: ALIK ALFUS hits back – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: ALIK ALFUS hits back – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Tension Building
The supposed drama between Jamie and Miles started to brew as a flirtatious baking class between Miles and ‘El’ was brought to light.
Jamie tried his best not to sound jealous, although he pretty much left the conversation hating the French.
Jamie will start taking French lessons now 😂 #MadeInChelsea
— Marissa Thomas (@marissathomas96) May 21, 2018
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
In fact, J-man was so wound-up that he tried to show off his linguistics by talking French to the waiter – regardless of whether the waiter was French by the way – receiving nothing more than a pitiful laugh from his girl.
Jamie speaking the most awful and basic French is too much 😂#MadeinChelsea
— candice (@cgre) May 21, 2018
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Out to Impress
Jamie summoned all of his jealous playfulness as the Chelsea crew ventured to a running track for a sports day competition.
With El watching from the side, Jamie attempted to show off his manhood in the long jump.
Only, Heloise was a little distracted…
Jamie at 29 literally doing long jump to impress a bird. And Miles just seems turns up and speaks French. 🤣🤣🤣 #MadeInChelsea
— Fiona-Natasha Syms #VoteBiden 🙏 (@fifisyms) May 21, 2018
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise Made in Chelsea: Jamie Lang tells Heloise Agostinelli – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Jamie said: I’ve organised a sports day for her and she’s not even f*cking looking.”
Badger vs Cat
The final scene at Georgia Toffolo’s tea party was both hilarious and awkward as Jamie bumped into Miles for a chat.
With Jamie dressed as the “king of the wildlife” badger, and Miles sporting a skimpier and sexier cat costume, their interaction was toe-curling to watch.
And you thought Batman v Superman was bad…
God knows why she’s proud of him. He can’t do long jump or speak French, is obsessively jealous and turned up as a badger. #MadeInChelsea
— Fiona-Natasha Syms #VoteBiden 🙏 (@fifisyms) May 21, 2018
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
The jealously continued to flow as Jamie attempted to patch things up with Heloise by comparing himself to a fine wine and casting off Miles as a sort of 12-year-old lookalike.
Awwwww Jamie and Elle are SO cute 😊😍 #MadeInChelsea xx
— Siobhan 🇬🇬 (@slinehan1) May 21, 2018
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Eventually, Jamie pulled out his top trump, telling El he liked her in Swedish, German and eventually French.
Oh, and then he said he loved her!
Jamie always says, “he’s never felt like this before” for a girl and every time there’s drama loool #MadeinChelsea
— candice (@cgre) May 21, 2018
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
Screen Shot: Jamie Laing and Heloise – Made in Chelsea, series 15, episode 11
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