New E4 series Five Star Hotel has introduced us to a wealth of characters with five celebrities running a luxury hotel in Greece.
However, it’s not the celebs who have been causing the most drama.
Meet hotel guest Sigourney. She’s totally and utterly crazy.
Sigourney, you’re a psycho bunny boiler with self esteem issues that needs to grow the hell up….and that’s coming from me….Chiefess Bunny Boiler ? ? #fivestarhotel
— Mara K Francis (@Marzipan_Mara) March 20, 2018
#fivestarhotel Sigourney is pretty damn rude obsessing about Travis and completely ignoring her date. Definite bunny boiler
— Lee B (@lbmcfc1) March 20, 2018
Did Charlotte not date travis on celebs go dating ??? ??? sand I feel like Sigourney has been on something else as well ? #FiveStarHotel
— Elisha (@elishanico) March 19, 2018
During episode six of Five Star Hotel, Sigourney joined the resort as they set up for “singles week”.
As soon as Sigz touched down on the soft Greek sand, however, she set her possessed eyes on one man and one man only.
Finally, Sigz got the chance to dig her claws into Travis as the two flashed past one other during an evening of speed dating.
Travis mentioned that he was a little scared and intimated by Sigz and her “psycho” demeanour, explaining that she was often very “unpredictable”.
So, what did Sigourney do?
She responded in a hauntingly disturbing manner, staying silent and doing this…
Yep, she crunched her knuckles and glared across the room in complete silence.
Next, Travis explained how he felt that if he “talked to anyone else”, Sigz would “knock them out”.
And, if that wasn’t enough for Sigourney to leave her mark, she set off from the speed date brandishing Trav with her exclusive crazy stamp.
This girl is a beast!
Good God, that Sigourney is a right beast. Absolute nutter #FiveStarHotel
— nicola fish (@fish_nicola) March 19, 2018
In the following episode, Sigourney’s lover-boy was squeezed out of her grasping hands and placed on a date with another guest, former Big Brother contestant Georgina Leigh Cantwell.
While Sigz was supposed to be enjoying her date with Adam, all she actually did was stare in Georgina and Travis’s direction, with audiences expecting her to suddenly sneak up behind the pair shouting “here’s Johnny!”.
Fortunately, Travis’s date turned out to be a disaster, as celeb staff member Charlotte Dawson sabotaged their romantic dinner by sitting on Travis’s lap and snogging him while his date had nipped to the toilet.
Sigourney laughed, in fact, cackled, as Trav’s date came crashing down.
If she can’t have him no-one can!
Five Star Hotel airs every weeknight on E4, at 10 pm.
You can catch up on all of this season’s episodes through the Channel 4 Player.