For those who aren’t particularly good at maths, you may want to get the calculator out.
In episode six of Made in Chelsea, Sam Prince admitted to cheating on his girlfriend five times in two weeks.
It looks like Harry Baron was right after all…
The most disappointing thing about Sam cheating is Harry’s smug little face… genuinely soul crushing #madeinchelsea
— Theo Williams (@TheoWil01633736) April 9, 2018
Mambo Number Five
The episode opened with Harry Baron beaming with pride, gloating over the news that his SW3 enemy had produced the mother of all cock-ups.
Olivia Bentley provided the listening ears, Harry delivered the sass.
From here, it was a case of watching Sam Prince’s love life come tumbling down.
It started with his shocking admission to Mimi Bouchard that he had cheated on his girlfriend multiple times, and not just the once like speculated by Sophie ‘Habbs’ Habboo.
Sam’s story spiralled out of control, leading from one girl to another, and another, and another.
Do we laugh or cry?
#MadeInChelsea why is it as soon as I see sam Prince I want to slap his face for him.
— Lynn Jessie (@madwomen78) April 9, 2018
And in case your calculations are a little off, here’s Mimi Bouchard to give a helping hand…
Sam quipped that “one of them was the same girl”, meaning there were only four different women, although we’re not sure that makes the whole thing okay.
The ridiculous part of the conversation saw Sam making out that he was madly in love with ex-girlfriend Jemima.
Or, as she is now known, the girl who was cheated on five times in two weeks.
Sam said: “She basically split up with me. She’s blocked me, I can’t get hold of her at all.”
Mimi admitted that she felt “so bad for her” before player-player Sam came out with this…
— Darc 💕 (@darcieevans92) April 16, 2018
Some fine defensive work from Sammy boy although, again, we’re not sure that makes the whole thing okay.
Three’s a Crowd
Karma soon bit back, however, and in a hilarious twist of fate, we found out that Sam’s now ex-girlfriend had reaped instant revenge.
Jemima was comforted that night by Sam’s best bud and Made in Chelsea new-boy Miles Nazaire.
And the comfort came in the form of a cheeky snog.
Miles swooping in on Jemima after she dumped Sam Prince like omg could this drama get any better 😂 #MadeInChelsea
— candice (@cgre) April 16, 2018
Harry Baron COULD NOT get enough of this…
The drama didn’t stop there, however, with Miles failing to contain a huge cheeky grin when asked if the night led to “more than just a kiss”.
Oh, Miles, what have you done…
Find out WHAT HAPPENED when Sam Prince confronted Miles about the situation here.
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