With so many single ladies looking for love on Our Shirley Valentine Summer, speed dating is the obvious next step.
That means it’s time for Annabel Giles, Sian Lloyd and Ninia Benjamin to ditch Naxos for Athens.
Here, they can mingle with other singletons as they all attend a speed dating night organised by George the matchmaker.
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Sian, Annabel and Ninia Take to Athens for Speed Dating
From the moment their plane touches down, it’s clear they know what they’re in for. All their hilarious date preparation before flying hasn’t made them feel much more confident, though.
Seeking advice on the quality of the men in Athens, they ask a local expert – the taxi driver.
Local men are not to be trusted. Too late, the speed dating is going ahead anyway!
Annabel Gets Upset
Preparing for one date with one person is nerve-wracking enough, never mind a whole room’s worth of them.
As the ladies take their places and settle down with drinks, the tension is creeping in.
It gets to Annabel most of all, and things get pretty emotional for a hot minute.
How Do You Pronounce Sian?
The biggest challenge all night for Sian is teaching the eligible Greek bachelors how to pronounce her name correctly.
She can’t say she wasn’t warned, either. During their mock date practice with each other at the airport, it’s exactly the joke Annabel decided to wind Sian up with.
Before long, each round is turning into a lesson on the finer points of Welsh vowels.
Ninia’s Date With Nothing to Say
For a man with such a loud orange t-shirt, this guy doesn’t have a lot to say.
Even with Ninia filling in the blanks for him, the conversation doesn’t get much past…
Erm… yes. Yeah. Yes.
Not exactly much to write home about. Despite the slower rounds, Ninia is starting to see the appeal of speed dating and goes so far as to say she might try it again back home.
Annabel and the Dead Mother
As conversation topics go, dead relatives isn’t a big success.
To be fair to Annabel, she only stumbles into dead mother territory because her date rudely takes a call during their five minutes. You’d think after that she’d never want to mention mothers again but does as soon as they share their respective ages.
It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion… the only speed date of the night to end with “I’m sorry.”
Speed Dating Fail
You’d think with all these options, the ladies might stumble across a Mr Right or two.
Closest is Annabel, who has an undisclosed ‘maybe’. Sian and Ninia agree many of the gentlemen on offer were lovely.
At the end of the night though? They’re just not feeling it, even if they have adjusted their views on dating in general.
Don’t hold back Sian, tell us how you really feel!
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