Love Island 2018 may be coming to a close, but that doesn’t mean our obsession with the contestants will suddenly end.
Series three stars such as Chris Hughes and Kem Cetinay went on to further stardom, both featuring in a host of other reality TV series while leading two of their own spin-off shows.
We can see Jack Fincham and Dani Dyer hosting their own talk show. And how about Wes Nelson’s topless news?
So where are the Love Island 2018 contestants now? These are our Mystic Meg predictions of the future!
I give Sam and Georgia 2 weeks before they’ve split up and he’s on Instagram selling some protein shake powder, and Georgia has a 10% discount code with boohoo LOYAL10 #loveisland
— AshTurner (@AshTurnerDJ) July 19, 2018
1. Laura Anderson and Paul Knops
It’s six hours after the final Love Island episode and Paul Knops has gone into hiding.
He’s already looked at taking out a restraining order after Laura sent him multiple videos of her sharpening a large blade while whispering “you’ve actually really f*cking annoyed me now”.
Six months down the line, Laura shaves off all of her hair trying to replicate Britney Spears in 2007, posting the pic on Instagram with the caption “would you have babies with me now, Paul?”.
2. Kazimir Crossley and Josh Denzel
Kaz and Josh have returned to their normal lives in London, where they are running around the place in their usual energetic styles.
They stay together for almost a year, although continue to face severe social media hatred for no apparent reason.
Josh is in talks to take on a TV presenting job on Soccer AM while Kaz is looking to launch her own line of bikinis.
3. Alexandra Cane and Alex George
Dr Alex and Alexandra Cane have split up after three months of tediously unromantic dates.
Alex took his villa girlfriend to a Mustang car show, to meet his nan, and to a teddy bears picnic complete with a range of his favourite jams, marmalades and croissants.
Big Al has also since admitted he is a virgin.
4. Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham
The only pair people actually wanted to live happily ever after are doing exactly that.
One month after Love Island finishes and it’s impossible to find a TV channel where the pair aren’t voicing their ‘love guidance’ on breakfast talk shows, or guest appearing on panel shows like 8 Out of 10 Cats.
Jack and Dani are looking to start their own spin-off series, while Jack has admitted to saving all his money so that he can self-produce The Business 2, where he stars in a lead role alongside Danny Dyer.
5. Laura Crane and Jack Fowler
Three months after the Love Island 2018 final and the couple have split up, although they still make out that they are in love for financial benefits.
Jack has gone back to playing semi-professional footballer while rinsing his new 400,000 Instagram followers to make cash from sponsored posts. He’s living the easy life.
New Laura is still being dubbed New Laura and has found herself once again doing the same sh*t as before she entered Love Island – travelling, surfing, doing a bit of modelling.
6. Wes Nelson and Margon Barton-Hanson
The couple are still together, although already attending therapy classes for Meg-Meg’s sex addiction.
The pair sell anything and everything on Instagram, where Wes spellchecks Megan’s post for hideous grammar and spelling mistakes.
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