Last night’s episode of Tattoo Fixers on Holiday featured an Aussie bloke who needed to cover up more than a simple tattoo.
Kurt, from Australia, strolled into the parlour with a “worrying tattoo” that he needed to cover up. He explained the origins of the said monstrosity as follow…
Kurt was on a night out with his buddy in his hometown, only to wake up the next morning with no memory of the night before. Reasonably standard, right?
Well, actually, Kurt woke up in Sydney, some 150 kilometres away from his hometown… 150 f*cking km!
And what else did he wake up with? You guessed it. A hideous bloody tattoo.
However, it’s what the tattoo suggests happened that is the really “worrying” part.
Kurt woke up with “till death do us part” on his upper thigh, implying that he may have got married to God knows who the night before.
We’ve all been there, right? Actually, no. No, we have not.
Kurt had no recollection of getting this unfortunate tattoo, nor does he remember said marriage or, indeed, who it was he married.
Tattoo artists Jay Hutton and Alice Perrin went about sketching designs for Kurt’s cover-up, sniggering as they worked, of course.
Kurt went for Jay’s design; a wolf’s head.
Kurt was pretty happy, and considered his new tattoo to be his “divorce.”
Yeah, we aren’t sure it works that way, Kurt!
You’re probably still married somewhere!
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