The Sex Clinic vagina song: 25 words you didn't realise existed!

Channel 4’s new series, Artist in Residence, kicked off last night with The Sex Clinic.

Bryony Kimmings, the residential artist at the clinic in question, presented the show with her usual engaging and explicit style of humour.

Within the first five minutes of the show, that humour was displayed in all it’s feminist glory with one of Bryony’s most famous and popular pieces of work: the vagina song.

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings, The Sex Clinic, Channel 4

In fact, the lyrics pretty much consisted of a bunch of euphemisms being repeated rapidly one after the other. ‘Growler’ is just one of the many, many euphemisms used to describe a female’s reproductive organ.

We probably shouldn’t list all of the words right here, right now, considering they are pretty damn rude.

But f*ck it.

The Sex Clinic Vagina Song

Bryony started her song by explaining that the C word is actually Latin for a rabbit. See, educational and fun.

She then went straight into the following jig, flaunting an incredible ‘below-the-belt’ vocabulary.

Bryony Kimmings in “Artist In Residence,” Episode 1 “The Sex Clinic”

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings – vagina song

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings – vagina song

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings – vagina song

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings – vagina song

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings – vagina song

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings – vagina song

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings – vagina song

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE THE GARDEN – Bryony Kimmings – vagina song

Bryony Kimmings’ Book of ‘Fanny Words’

Bryony sang the song to a room full of staff members at the sex clinic – often bemused and horrified.

The song, originally titled The Fanny Song, was created in 2010 and is set to a Bob Dylan classic – Subterranean Homesick Blue. We’re unsure what Mr Dylan may make of Bryony’s cover, but we sure love it.

Check out these 25 terms:

  • Vagina
  • Mary
  • Fanny
  • Fairy
  • Patty
  • Puppy
  • Hoo-harr
  • Snatch
  • Front Bottom
  • Mermere
  • Hairy wet gwatch
  • Flower
  • Gina’
  • Hotbox
  • Fuzza
  • Parking space
  • Flange
  • Growler
  • Tunnel to the womb
  • Coochie papoon
  • Lady garden
  • Muff
  • Silk drapes
  • Squirter for the burger
  • C*nt cakes

 

WATCH THE SEX CLINIC: ARTIST IN RESIDENCE EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT ON CHANNEL 4, AT 10.15PM

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