TOWIE star Gemma Collins has been openly chatting about the troubles she has had with her “private parts”.

Series 22 of The Only Way is Essex has brought varying stories on how Gemma banned lover James ‘Arg’ Argent from access to her “candy”.

Now, however, it seems as if ‘that candy’ may have turned into an apple sour.

What another lovely story…

Candy Pain

Gemma announced that she had been battling through excruciating pain and discomfort after being bitten by a persistent pest in episode seven.

And no, we’re not referring to Arg…

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

Lip Service 

Pal Bobby Norris provided the listening ears to Gemma, although we can’t help but imagine it was a case of forced support.

 

Really, who wants to sit and listen to this…

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

Intimate Architecture 

Bobby went on to name dropping several parts of the female reproductive system, impressing audiences with his knowledge of Gemma’s nether regions.

Vulva? Isn’t that a brand of car?

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

Tuck Shop: CLOSED 

The scene finished with Gemma confessing that her tuck shop was closed for business.

Another compelling and educational TOWIE scene to leave ITVbe fans captivated.

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS - TOWIE, series 22, episode 7

Screen Shot: GEMMA COLLINS – TOWIE, ITVbe, series 22, episode 7

 

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