The brand new series of Weekender: Boat Party kick-started on Tuesday (October 9th) night.
A spin-off to ITV2 hit Ibiza Weekender, the new format follows the crew of reps as they take guests island hopping across Croatia.
Dotting from bar to bar, episode 1 proved a disaster for new rep Charlotte as she almost lost the entire night-out kitty.
Here’s your essential recap…
The Love Boat
Weekender: Boat Party episode 1 opened with a tour around the luxury yacht.
Which, to be fair, was pretty damn impressive – despite Jordan’s whinges.
David ‘El Jefe’ said:
If you think the boat is posh then wait until you see the garage. It’s got a garage. Like houses are normally what has garages. Not a boat.
El Jefe was, of course, referring to the ship’s pop-out Jet Ski port.
New Rep Charlotte
Without Chyna Ellis or Callum Izzard, a couple new reps were welcomed on board.
Meet Charlotte Hughes…
Later in the episode, Charlotte also said:
You know why the sea is so salty? You know like sperm whales, that’s why it’s so salty. It’s because of all their c*m.
The perfect match for Jordan Davies with smutty humour and constant sexual banter? We think so!
Four rum cokes into night one and Jordan was already laying down the groundwork.
Maybe this girl will be different…
New Rep Jackson
The other new rep is a man who guys by the name of Jackon Kneeshaw.
Repping a bright pink T with white trousers, the “outgoing” party lad was there to do anything but work.
Another model employee…
Essex Gals on Board
Anchors away, the team set sail after Captain David had announced a few ground rules such “you’re only allowed to wear boat shoes” on deck – genius!
Essex ‘gals’ Tara and Leyla were the two lucky lasses at sea with the crew, and they were instantly ridiculed by ITV2 producers as they were given the challenge of a GCSE-level spelling bee.
These girls were a right hoot…
The other guests were 22-year-old East London ladies’ men Zain and Julian.
The Party Crashes
Jackson snogged guest Tara on night one although he failed to seal the deal in the bedroom on night two.
New rep Charlotte lead night two for Leyla’s 21st birthday, although it almost ended in disaster.
First, she decided on a ‘Hawaiian-themed’ night where they drank endless amounts of tequila. Tequila is Hawaiian, right?
The tequila must have gone straight to Charlotte’s head as the new rep looked completely blotto while leading the night.
She then confessed to losing the entire night-out kitty which had been pooled together from all of the guests’ pockets for drinks.
Needless to say, El Jefe did not look amused as she later found it “hiding” in her handbag.
Episode 1 was wrapped up as former rep Imogen Thomas was welcomed back to the show and the new crew started preparations for another week of non-stop partying.
WATCH WEEKENDER: BOAT PARTY EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT ON ITV2, AT 9 PM.