Love Island’s Dr Alex George has not been having much luck with the ladies.
In fact, the 27-year-old A&E doctor has had Love Island fans curling their toes with awkwardness following his robotic attempts at flirting.
Having missed out on ‘love’ with Megan Barton-Hanson and Ellie Brown, while also entering the mother of all friend zones with Samira Mighty, Alex has moved on to recent Bombshell Grace Wardle.
Wooing the quiet hairdresser with quotes like “what hobbies do you like?”, we felt it was time to bring Dr Alex’s flirt game into the world of online dating.
Chatting with girls only using 10 of Dr Alex George’s most cringe-worthy quotes, here’s what happens when you dose Dr Love into Tinder.
Aspiration in life: not to flirt like Alex #loveisland
— Ashleigh (@ashleighchan12) July 4, 2018
It’s like they said to Alex you get a pound for every person you make cringe… GO! #loveisland
— Simon Searles (@SimonSearles) July 2, 2018
Watching Alex trying to flirt is like watching those animal abuse adverts where you feel so uncomfortable you have to look away ?? #loveisland
— Alex Oakley (@alexevanoakley) July 4, 2018
Coffee and Brunching?
Alex proved both utterly adorable yet completely out of touch with the rhythm of flirting when he hit Grace with an odd “coffee and brunching” line.
It may have failed to ignite any romantic sparks between Grace and Alex but surely girls on Tinder would swoon over the idea of a mid-morning latte and croissant?
A Woman is Not a Possession
Dr Alex is a bit of an old-school gentleman and always talks about the opposite sex with the utmost respect.
According to Tinder, Alex’s extreme levels of chivalry would be hugely appreciated when it comes to sparking up a convo.
To be fair, this is probably a better opener than any flaccid d*ck pick.
Come On Alex, Don’t Cock This Up
It seemed like Dr Al’s quotes were actually working really well. Like significantly better than my own.
Even sounding as vulnerable and nervy as Alex seemed to do the trick.
If the Love Island villa was Tinder, Alex would be the ultimate catch!
I Like Rugby. What’s Your Favourite Hobby?
Although this textbook Alex George ‘flirt’ question was ridiculed on social media, it worked wonders on Tinder.
Seemingly, the simple seven words revved up the engines of any girl I spoke to.
Perhaps people were just happy to receive a question that wasn’t’ “do you send nudes?”.
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